Have you ever had funny sex? Not funny like "he drugged me" funny; funny like "haha" funny? Because Brooke and I occasio...
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Showing posts with label Fun. Show all posts
Breaking News: Yahoo! Commenter Improbably Solves Complex Gender Issue
BERLIN (AP) -- Facing questions about her gender, South African teenager Caster Semenya easily won the 800-meter gold medal Wednesday ...
An Open Letter to My Fever
Dear totally random 100+ degree fever, You are such an asshole. Why are you such an asshole? What did I ever do to you? At least if you...
The Secret Lives of Digital Photo Models, Vol. 2
(Brooke and I were given a digital picture frame as a gift. While hooking it up I found that there were several photos on there already...
Nine Reasons Why Scattergories is the Most Hateful, Divisive Game in the World UPDATE: (Now With More Angry Pointing!)
While staying at a beach house this past weekend, me and ten of my friends partook in such a heated game of Scattergories that men scre...
Life's a Mother Fucking Beach
This is it for the week because tonight Brooke and I take off for a sunny, beachy, cocktail-filled vacation – basically just carrying o...
Wrong Reasons Alert: Was Ed Caught Cheating on Gillian?
To recap: Ed was dating a couple of girls, but none of them were on a TV show so he decided to date Jillian because she was on a TV sh...
Reader Contribution: The Worst Thing Said on a Date UPDATE! with Winner (Loser?)
"I like to Sea-Doo." - Jenny K., August 21, 2004, before the appetizer even arrived. (Share yours in the comments. Best ...
When Parents Text, Everyone Wins
A week or so ago, Brooke's dad (who has just recently learned to send text messages) called Brooke with this question: "When do I k...
NPR Is Brooke’s BFF
Brooke: “Did you know that most mothers instinctually carry their baby on their left-hand side because it’s close to their heart?” Me: “Wh...
1001 Things I Hate: No. 3
After a man in an elevator told me to smile, I decided to start a series on Dan’s blog called 1001 Things I Hate. 1001 things? Well, ye...
The Secret Lives of Digital Photo Models, Vol. 1
(Brooke and I were given a digital picture frame as a gift. While hooking it up I found that there were several photos on there already...
The Bachelorette Season Finale Live Blog
7:57 Brooke: I'm early. Also, Dan got Final Jeopardy. 7:59 Dan: Final high school Jeopardy. And none of the other kids got it. It’...