Showing posts with label Breaking News. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Breaking News. Show all posts

My Dog Food is Like “Yo, What’s Up Bitches?”

On more than one occasion recently, someone has commented on how big Puppy looks. It’s usually said in a cutesy way, like “Well you’re a big...

New York: Like a Kick in the Balls, But the Museums are Excellent

Brooke and I often talk about if/when we will move back to New York . The conversation is usually an emotional roller coaster. There’s laugh...

The Bachelorette Recap (Vol. 1)

(Obviously this has to happen. You may want it to. You may not. But in reality, the choice isn’t up to you or me. It’s up to the cosmos...

My Script Treatment For a New Sitcom Called Halvsies (Alternate Title: Two Guys, a Girl and a Gangbang)

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You’ve Really Done It This Time, Dryer Monster

Somehow, despite thousands of years of logistical evolution, we’ve still managed to create and actively maintain the mythology of the dryer ...

I’m Too Smart to Think of That: Gratuity Beads

This is a new segment on my blog where I highlight someone else’s money making idea and instead of pondering the age old question (Why ...

Roundtable Discussion: Is Life Too Short Not To Laugh At Your Own Flatulence?

(Though having nothing to do with the story, I thought this urinal deserved recognition for it’s incredible hanging height. That’s practical...