A few weeks ago – back when "blogging" might still be listed on my Facebook profile under "activities" – B rooke g...
13-Year Old Me Totally Hates This Random Kid
Last night Brooke and I went to see Hair on Broadway. My good friend John works for the show's production company and he hooked us...
I’m Going to the Non-Denominational Beach Ceremony and I’m Gonna Get Ma-a-aried
Hey, it’s Brooke. Long time , no write. I’m not going to make excuses like Dan – cause let’s be honest, this isn’t my blog and I owe yo...
Brushing Up on My Bird Death Humor
You know me. I love a good bird death joke as much as the next guy who thinks birds are delicious. But someone had better call Homeland...
Happy Boob Day Week!
On a day marked by resurrections, one Easter event failed to rise to the occasion: Boob Day . 75 degrees. No breeze. Sunny as an underc...
I Do: Think Wedding Registries are a Racket
(I never thought I'd be planning a wedding. Then again, I never thought I'd convince a girl to marry me. But here I am embarkin...
How to Propose in Seven Easy Steps
Remember when I said I wouldn't disappear for long stretches anymore ? That was funny. Not as funny as this picture of a kitten eating a...
An Open Letter to My Pants
Dear Pants, Hey, Pants. What's up? I think we need to talk about what happened yesterday. I know you have a lot going on, so I...
The Bachelor Season Finale Recap
Note from Brooke: "I refuse to participate because Jake's a tool." Fair enough. Jake is, in fact, a tool. Perhaps th...
Like a Collapsed Lung The Bachelor Season Finale is Impossible to Ignore
I've been pretty busy these past few months, so I haven't re ally had the opportunity to watch this season of The Bachelor . A...
Some Things I Will Miss About Miami
Ask Brooke if she had any reservations about leaving Miami and as soon as she stops laughing in your face she'll say, "No. Nada....