John McCain Has a PTSD Whoopsy

JM: “Good men died that day. Steve from Plano, Malcolm from Montgomery, Darrel from Tuscaloosa. Best gunner I ever seen."

SP: “Don’tcha mean to talk about health care reform, senator?”

JM: “We were in the shit, Sarah! Gunning down rice patties. And that’s where we wanted to be.”

SP: “That’s right, you were mavericks!”

JM: (Snaps her neck.) “That was our code word for trouble.”