Puppy Wins!

First you stuffed the ballot box. Then you stuffed our hearts. Over 600,000 votes (approx.) later, the results are in: Puppy is PlumTV’s September Dog of the Month!

As you can tell from the photo in the article announcing his landslide victory, it has been a long, hard campaign. Paws were shaken; strategies were questioned; mistakes were made. Shadow was ahead in the polls, and something had to be done fast. We knew we couldn’t court the Joe Six-pack contingency – not with our liberal stance on neutering and same-sex humping. So we focused our energies on a message of change: Can we pick up poop wherever it may lie? Yes, we can. Can we make sure that every dog gets the flea and heartworm protection that they deserve? Yes, we can. Can we bring together dogs of any size and breed – big dogs and small dogs, shaggy dogs and wiener dogs, pure breeds and mutts – so they can all play at the same park together? Yes, we can.

And you, the public, agreed. Puppy couldn’t be happier. He has recorded this brief acceptance speech for his fans, and assures you all that he won’t shy away from his responsibilities of looking cute and sleeping the majority of the day.