Important Vagina Update!

I get home from my meeting and read Dan’s post.

Brooke: “Monkey butt.” [What!? Like you don’t have weird names for your boyfriend?] “I just read your post. Do you think women compare the color of stuff coming out of their hoo-has with the color grid to determine whether of not they have a yeast infection?”

Dan: “Yes.”

Brooke: “Really?” [Takes a bite of his fajita.]

Dan: “What else could it be?”

Brooke: “The strip tests the PH levels of your special place and turns a dark green if you have a yeast infection.”

Dan: “Oh, that makes so much more sense.”

Brooke: “Please tell the folks on your blog that you don’t think ladies have weird multicolored goop coming out of their parts.”

Dan: “I just thought you were really healthy.”