How to Parent in Miami

Scene: My family and I are sitting by the pool at my apartment building. It is time for my one-year old nephew Ronan to eat.

Mom: “I have to go upstairs and warm Ronan’s bottle.”
Me: “Just warm it in the hot tub.”

Mom cocks head. Looks incredulous. Takes bottle over to hot tub and dips it in. Comes back two minutes later.

Me: “That’s how we do shit here.”