The Conversation Between The Reporter And His Cameraman Right Before Starting This Interview With Sarah Palin

Reporter: “OK, Sarah just finished pardoning the turkey. What do you say we get a nice landscape shot in the background for the follow-up interview?”

Camera Guy: “I’m sorry, what did you say? I was totally distracted by that guy slaughtering turkeys.”

Reporter: “That’s nasty.”

Camera Guy: “Totally, we should put that in the background.”

Reporter: “She’ll never go for it.”

Camera Guy: “I don’t know, I think she might.”

Reporter: “She can’t be that dumb . . .”

Camera Guy: “$20 says she is.”

Reporter: “You’re on.”

(Interview ends.)

Reporter: “That $20 was my son’s allowance.”

Camera Guy: “Tell your son that’s what he gets for having a republican dad.”